PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but here then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon